This is why you don't bring your nympho GF to DnD night with the guys.

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Excellent move. Wait....that's illegal.

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Bad dm. Grapple is a contested roll and counts as it's own status, no stun. Also there is totally a dnd book for fucking called the book of erotic fantasy. It's on imgur if you want it.

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This is cutely perverted I love it!

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Yeah, so now we found out why are women under clothed in most games... for special combos...

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a level 2 minotaur? wtf?

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well at least you already have minotaurs in the game, we had a bard who wanted to make minotaurs with a cow.

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The fact that the comments are really butt hurt is why I read the comments. Guys, it's porn. It never makes sense, ask the plumber and the pizza guy.

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There seems to be a lot of rules lawyering here. With the dawn of 5th edition and rules being largely optional, mitigated with DM fiat, and mechanics taking a back seat to narrative for wider appeal, I'm definitely seeing the people who would make for an extremely un-fun group. The D&D renaissance is largely due to the mechanics lighter, narrative heavy style that is shown in mass media. Between that and nerd culture now being cool (and therefore being sickeningly bastardized), true nerds, unimaginative RAW or die players don't own their own past times anymore.

Have fun at your table, let the wildly inaccurate porn not make sense like all other porn.

And to the people saying "bad dm" or "that's not the rule", how often do you adjudicate things perfectly in the moment when a player goes off the rails into a place where you aren't comfortable? One commenter already said they ban people who disrupt the social covenant of their prudish table. Look at the art, the DM in this situation is clearly embarrassed and flustered; she never expected this out of her player. If anything, this is a more realistic view of how DMing a game ends up rather than the ideal of adjudicating rules boringly or saying you can't do a thing because the rules don't support it or removing someone because your delicate sensibilities are hurt in a game of make believe.

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@furryyuri just how drunk was your bard?

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At least it's not FATAL.

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this is going to end in an orgy, is't it? :)

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@neithanranger You must have not seen this artist other works. This is an ongoing series called cup of love, which follows the constant thrill seeker and owner of a coffee shop, Mya (the barbarian) and socially awkward hermaphrodite and newly promoted barista Janet (the DM). Its mostly just premises for typical porn stuff, but the overarching story involves their relationship where Mya is incredibly open about sex stuff, but has issues with intimacy, and Janet, who is easily embarrassed about her "endowment" but finds acceptance from Mya's advances. The last comic ended with Mya approaching Janet about hanging out a nonsexual, but presumably still intimate way. So this leads immediately into that.

If you felt that was a condescending explanation, here's another one. This is a mostly realistic fictional comic about characters roleplaying in a table top game where the only thing not left to the players interpretations is the math. Its also intentionally pornographic, and not likely to be shared in places where people aren't expecting adult content. It features characters, with their own personalities and preferences, who aren't necessarily representative of any person or group in particular. Even if they weren't fictional, they still aren't representative of any group, because literally anyone can play this game, and they can play it however they want. In my personal opinion, a good DM isn't someone who breaks my immersion by telling me I can't do something, its someone who can take an unexpected request and ensure that I can attempt it within the confined rules of the game. Janet obviously isn't asking the right questions here but shes obviously flustered. Shes also the only one at the table against this turn of events. In this context, she'd be the one kicked from the group, regardless of her DM status.

...Deadass probably hasn't seen the Key and Peele D'n'D sketch...

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Glad you are all liking it so far! I've been wanting to do a fantasy setting where Mya and Janet get to fuck monsters and stuff for a while. Originally it was going to be a video game, but I've got super into DnD in the last few years and thought it would be the perfect setting.

Yes, the rules are being fudged for the sake of narrative, it happens a lot in personal campaigns. And from my POV, Janet is trying to accommodate Mya's eagerness in her first game so that she may eventually get more involved and like it as much as she does. Loosely based on how my wife was off-put by her first RPG that was managed poorly. You gotta let someone have fun their way sometimes!

@Deidmann You got it right, this is directly inspired by the Key and Peele DnD Sketch. And yes, there will be a giant named Kanye in this story.

@Bellsaor I actually would like to read that book! HMU on twitter

@Meficrow You know this series well. ;) <3

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I really really hope Mya and Janet get a LITTLE 1 on 1 time in this. Been waiting like 3-4 comics for it to happen again.

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"You said I can do whatever I want in this game"

reminds me of my first, and last time playing D&D

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A succubus?

You aren't holding back, aren't you, dsan?

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Neithanranger You do you know that you can make porn out of anything right including DnD right?

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>class feat

>Magic Resistance

You w0t?

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we are watching a fiction in a fiction

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