Resident Evil 2 in something sort of like English. Updates as I do more sections.

6/4/2017: Prologue section up. Silly Claire, this isn't Code:Veronica. Slashing their legs won't help.

6/21/2017: Police station chapter up. This is where Thor played Corpse Party and said "Man, why doesn't Biohazard have a piss quest in it? I should totally fix that!"

Although I am now tempted to replay RE2 and see if there were in fact any bathrooms in the police station.

8/5/2017: STARS office chapter up. One thing you notice after a couple of these is that Thor focuses on the women's breast size at the weirdest time. ByakuAn no Megami-Tachi has a better one than here, though.

8/26/2017: Sewers chapter up. Fear the power of G-William's magical G-Cock. (Also Thor insists that the eyeball arm is his left when even the artwork here shows it on his right.)

10/18/2017: To-the-lab chapter up. Imagine I said something pithy about THOR's sex scenes here.

Woo more thor. Can't wait for the Ada scenes. And the rest of the Claire scenes. Hell, all of the scenes really.

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Aw yissss.
Never thought this would be picked up, a much welcome surprise.

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Yes! Claire is criminally under-represented.

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So, zombies or raccoons?

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ETA on new pages?

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Doing gods work by translating this piece, many thanks

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Thanks for the update. I'm loving this.

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Hey Seyser, could you upload the text files from Outbreak Jiken? Can't find them anywhere

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I can't help you with Outbreak Jiken since the DRM doesn't even let the HTML version display properly for me. For this and Youkan Jiken I literally had to take photographs of the screen and then use OCR on those to transcribe the text.

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Can't wait for Jill to show up in the RE3 comic.

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