Since nobody else has done it, me and a friend decided to have a go at translating this one. I Think it turned out pretty decent.

what the heck just happened?

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I was not ready for today.

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Assuming this is your first translation, some tips:
- If it's in a bubble, translate it. Even if it's just an あ or ん. It's especially noticeable here, since the first four bubbles are all untranslated, so someone taking a quick look at the first page might conclude that it's not translated at all.
- Font size is way too small. Make it as large as possible, without touching the sides or making it seem like characters are shouting (unless they are shouting.)
- Align text to center, not to left.
- Your font is bland as fuck.
- Proofread your shit. Lots of missing apostrophe's (its/it's, hes, dont), some capitialization issues.

A minor nitpick: the upright part of a submarine is called the sail.

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What is going on here?

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Don't worry. My first typesetting was as shitty as this.

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"Oh snap!"

Dropped.

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