Posted on 07 May 2013, 12:57 UTC by
Goatse
Posted on 07 May 2013, 13:33 UTC by
DJjames
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please stop posting these without grammer checks, i have read every one you have posted and the grammer is horrid. just have to read a few lines to see the whole thing will be bad. so either start doing grammer checks, so it makes sense or stop posting these. if you do have someone check it, FIRE THEM. they clearly did not take english class in school. i can only get the gist of whats going on with your "translations".
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These translations could be way better if you had a native English speaker who has graduated Elementary school skim over them so that you don't end up with bizarre lines like "What's more, it's a sex between my subordinate with my wife" that even a 10 year old would know are not going to fly.
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I like to think that Goatse's entire family was murdered by a serial killer known as the QC, whose M.O. involves seeking out shitty translators and killing them. The young Goatse, having watched his incredibly incompetent translator of a father fall victim to the dastardly criminal, vowed revenge. He enlisted himself in CGRascal's School of Grammar Failure and learned how to be a shitty translator.
With his trusty sidekick / love interest at his side, Goatse travels the world, releasing shitty translation after shitty translation in order to bring the QC to him, all while helping the people he comes across resolve their personal issues, like some sort of global Dr. Phil.
FAKE SPOILER ALERT: What Goatse doesn't realize, however, is that the plucky young lass at his side IS the QC...
In other words, everyone's just hating on Goatse for trying to bring justice upon a murderer.
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Posted on 08 May 2013, 02:16 UTC by
aridchimp
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Let me know if you want an English-native proofreader/editor who is a MILF/Neto-lover and has *some* spare time. I have quite enjoyed the drama that you've been causing lately but I think I can improve your scripts massively before you commit them to the pictures. Your translation is probably accurate for the most part but that doesn't mean it properly comes off as good erotic speech in English. You are Chinese, right?
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Posted on 07 May 2013, 16:48 UTC by
Rah
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I dig the art but it seems like most of this guy's works are feature someone with a twisted personality.
Anyways thanks for the translation. You should look into getting a QC for your translations too.
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Posted on 08 May 2013, 08:33 UTC by
zzredwing
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Goatse.
What are you doing?
Goatse.
STAHP.
Apparently you didn't heed the previous advice voiced by many about your grammar. No one here wants to see any more of your third-rate, half-ass translations. Until you make a serious effort to improve on your English, stop. I'd like to say effort in translations are appreciated, but if you're going to keep spewing rubbish, GTFO.
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Posted on 07 May 2013, 21:06 UTC by
bersek
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Like a boss.
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Posted on 07 May 2013, 13:23 UTC by
Kurdistan
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My god, they are real Gentleman!
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Posted on 08 May 2013, 10:54 UTC by
Zeezo
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A round of applause for BlorgAlmighty.
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