Eat Your Greens!

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!

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...Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size...

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Buddy did we not JUST prove that doing this sort of thing leads to destroyed buildings!? Don't do it on a high-rise!

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Already a better She-Hulk than the one from the TV show.

I'm anticipating the Fantastic Four joining in the shenanigans soon.

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Me and the boys when we cameo in a BootyDoc comic

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> Me and the boys when we're on page 1, top row, of the new Fred Perry comic.

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YESSSSS FUCK YOU, MJ, HOPE YOU'RE HAVIN FUN WITH PED-BEARD PAUL

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Was not expecting this but after learning there's a Hawaiian shehulk and she's SUPER cute ,I'm all in!

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Fred Perry single-handed save She-Hulk!!!!

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FUCK YES!!! Always love She-Hulk!

She-Hulk + Fred Perry=ABSOLUTE WIN!

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Peter getting more Ws in porn than his canon comic run lmao.

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I would love nothing more If Booty Doc was to do 10 pages of nothing but 69ing.

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I liked to think that within the Marvel Comics multiverse, this is canon

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As a veteran Spider fan, I gotta say: Jen and Pete? How TF has that not happened yet?

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Do you know how much I weigh? Light as a feather... perfect answer to get some serious dicking.

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Some anal wouldn't be bad:)

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@DinoCock: In fairness, she once banged the Juggernaut. If there's a guy who can follow that act, he likely wasn't born on Earth.

lol okay I see they added the reference. But I distinctly remember she and Jugs both looked very satisfied after. Also pretty sure the bed/room was in ruins, but that's to be expected.

Last edited on 09 September 2024, 08:47.

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The nerd in me is trying to look up that youtube video of someone doing the calculations of how much spiderman can canonically lift. Even if the light as a feather line was from the rizzler himself its also factual as well.

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IIRC Pete's max limit is up to 2 tons and She Hulk is only around 650-700 lbs so yeah, she'd be pretty light to him

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All I see is now the smug and unlikable She-Hulk from the Netflix show, and its a boner killer.

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@Buffyakadan @ Majob
Spidey's current max lifting weight is around 10tons, though stress can push him further as seen in various comics.
Also, currently in the comics She-Hulk doesn't know That Spider-man and Peter Parker are one in the same, Peter being one of her clients in fact.
On the other hand, while she is friends with Spidey, she finds him annoying and always making her late for important jobs.
This week's The Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #56 which came out on 8/28/2024 actually shows a bit of their working relationship.

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The sturdiest bed in existence.

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He can't just throw in a Vice-Grip cameo without committing to a brand new comic focused entirely on her.

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I'm lovin every bit of this, bru. And knowing that wells' run is going to end very soon I couldn't be more pleased. Eat tha shit up paul and mj!

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I'M GONNA JUGGERNUT!

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Ha, Juggernaut is a quick shot~

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She-Hulk breaking the forth wall is something she can do, that she rarely does in porn comics.

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FYI, that Juggernaut thing was revealed to have happened with a different She-Hulk.

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Breaking the fourth wall while others observe with slight trepidation is super cute! Is She-Hulk's humor like this in the comics?

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Snu Snu the shit out of him.

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We feel like the kid in a 90's issue of SpiderMan when SM was fighting the Juggernaut and the kid's friend was saying that SM did not
stand a chance and the kid was like SM always finds a way.

In this case, against that tight fat ass we say, "Hang in there Spidey!! All of NYC (the old school ones) Got Your Back!"

Last edited on 23 September 2024, 13:56.

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Pg. 13
Pete rubbing the cheat button

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OOOOOH!!! .......You SONUVA...!!!!!.. AWWWW, YOU MUTHA🤬---!!!!! ....... 😡 .......This did NOT SAY "Ongoing!!!!!!!!" ( 😟 >sad whine< I think I wrecked my fleshlight....)

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