You see, the internet was a blessing from the Lord Jesus. To spread the word of God throughout the world. But Pedophiles and Muslims stole it, and used it's holy power to seduce children like yourself into sin. Not get out, get saved.
10 points to 1st to understand that reference.
Base +6, SilentOption -6, P-dog -8, LOLIBOX -8, GenociderCode -7