Imagine a doujin with Tifa being forced to spend a whole day at a nude beach with an ugly bastard and all he does is fun shit like snorkelling, naked rock climbing, hang gliding and wind surfing. Then at the end when she expects to finally be forced on, he just thanks her for being here because his best friend died from the Sector plate crash and he couldn't find anyone to do all these fun things with because of the nude beach stigma and she just goes home all "WAIT DOES HE THINK I'M NOT HOT ENOUGH TO BE RAMMED?!".