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O: "K-Kurosaki-ku~n,"

T: "Listen here, Orihime. Ichigo's still just a highschooler in the middle of puberty."
"If you just put on something a bit sexy and go for a night prowl then it'll be an OHKO."

O: "Merry Christma-..."
"...s?"
"...Huh?"

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K: "Inoue-san?"

O: "Kon-kun!?"

K: "Is this a dream...? To think such a Santa would come..."

O: "Kon-kun... Why are you in Kurosaki-kun's bed?"

K: "The Kurosakis decided to go on a family trip for Christmas..."
"And so that jackass Ichigo left me behind as an anti-burglar measure!"
"Isn't that cruel...?"

O: "O-oh, that sounds tough..."
"OK, I understand the circumstances so I'll go ahead and leave..."

K: "No way! You can't leave when you only just got here!"
"The fact that you came here so late means that you must not have plans to meet anyone after this, right?"

O: "Th-That's..."

K: "Come on! Let's make it the best O Whorey Night we can!"***

O: "Eh? No, he-"
"Hey, wai-, sto-..."

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SEX NOISES

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***Kon makes a pun here. The word for "holy night" is 聖夜 = sei-ya, but Kon says 性夜 (first character is different) which is also read as sei-ya but would literally mean sex night.