the original japanese can be found here

https://viid.me/9Mw5t

this is something I translated in my spare time

kindly typeset by my friend Midari. He accepts typesetting commissions, and if anyone is interested, they can message him at @midari_dayoo on twitter
if you are interested in commissioning a translation, feel free to send me a message on the forums.

any comments or critique on the translation or typesetting would be appreciated