"So there was this one time where I hooked up with these two chicks, and afterwards, I went to a protest about racism! ...And I may or may not have been wearing my pants at the time." "I remember my first time... it was some time AFTER I had a threesome, we were doing it for a while in my bedroom, I came inside her after putting my pants on for some reason, then we enjoyed the afterglow in the backseat of my car." "I once did it with a married woman, and days later she told me she was a cop. I'm not sure what that had to do with anything, but I tried to act surprised about it.
What good are memories if they don't make a lick of sense? These would all benefit if they were each expanded into a handful of pages instead of just one.