Just posting because I spent all night doing this. This is a work of sheer willpower.
Manually attempted to machine translate every single line because I simply could not wait for a translation. Disclaimer: I do not know Japanese and do not guarantee every line to be accurate at all.
If you aren't happy with the translations, I don't care, keep waiting. I did it to have something readable asap. Don't expect future releases from me, I wish to quit porn.
The translation looks fine to me, but then I don't speak Japanese either so you could put anything in the word balloons and I wouldn't know if it was a translation or a rewrite unless you told me. The grammar is much better than a lot of translations I've seen and tried to read. This isn't the best Sanbun manga I've come across but that's not your fault.