https://viid.me/9MrsX

Some information:
1 - Galleries with some tags (guro and scat) should give you a warning before you even see anything, if they don't you disabled it
2 - There is a function called tag flagging, although you have to "buy" it (on Hath Perks)
3 - You can block uploaders who mainly upload stuff you don't like (on profile settings)
4 - With this script (https://viid.me/9Mwbm) you can see the tags on a gallery when hovering it on the front page (needs an user script addon/extension like tampermonkey/greasemonkey)

Nice but short.

Base +13, plaquebringer +6, unknownshadows +6, ChrisDon +6, ancient500 -6

If it were to happen to me, I'd change the second to last panel dialogue "Wait, I don't mind going in your belly; But first I'd like a taste of your sweet jelly; So turn around, scoot your butt on over; I want a taste of the land down under"

Base +6, amaretto +6, unknownshadows +6, Turbotowns +6

The rhyming was a nice touch.

Base +7, fectylf-panda +2, k_2553472 +5

And this is why you should always sleep with a knife

Base +5

And this is why you should always sleep naked

Base +6